esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

(via hotboyproblems)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via please-dont-lose-your-dinosaur)

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

(via xantheme)